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Transition will solve parking problems once and for all, but introduce new problems In a surprise move, UMBC is joining the ranks of the nation’s top online universities in order to provide a...
April 1, 2015
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A new art piece was erected in front of the PAHB over the weekend New penis-shaped sculptures were erected in front of the Performing Arts and Humanities Building last weekend. UMBC students...
April 1, 2015
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Chick-fil-A closing, not just on Sunday A healthy lifestyle clause leads to an unexpected closing of the popular food chain, Chick-fil-A. Students share mixed feelings for the replacement....
April 1, 2015
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UMBC = U Might Become Crazy … Crazy successful that is. This week, we decided to interview a local businessman and former UMBC Chess team All-american. TRW: What is your name, your major and...
April 1, 2015
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The exclusive concert at UMBC you didn’t know you missed After cancelling their show a few weeks prior, Catfish and the Bottlemen treat their fans to a free and exclusive show at UMBC. Dozens...
April 1, 2015
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Facilities management releases a statement: “Let’s just call it done.” In a recent campus planning session, top facilities personnel concluded that they wanted to put the whole library pond...
April 1, 2015
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11:07 AM
Competitive parkers practice for the tournament UMBC’s parking team has begun their practice sessions for the season. The competition, in which drivers are judged on their ability to park, is...
April 1, 2015
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Leaked Ganesh nude photos make it to AOK Gallery Recently, nude photos of Student Government Association President Ganesh Mysore were leaked. These photos, which have quickly become a focal...
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