Leaked Ganesh nude photos make it to AOK Gallery

Recently, nude photos of Student Government Association President Ganesh Mysore were leaked. These photos, which have quickly become a focal point of the UMBC community, are currently being shown in the AOK Gallery.

The decision to exhibit the photos was made in light of university president Dr. Freeman Hrabowski III’s recent emphasis on students fully knowing their representatives. Students in the visual arts department aided in enlarging the photos.

The gallery walls have been painted a tan orange to compliment Mysore’s lustrous light brown skin and, in combination with the dim lighting, create a sensual mood. The photos have been blown up to about 4 feet in length, and are carefully aligned in perfect rows.

The photos on display in the gallery were taken from several different angles, thus depicting Mysore’s several prominent vantages. Some photos show his sculpted six-pack abs, oiled up and glistening, while other pictures show his toned booty. Still others show the viewer that he is really packing below the belt.

As could be predicted, the exhibit has drawn a primarily female crowd, who were rather impressed with the physique of their SGA president. “He has some really nice assets, if you know what I mean,” said Rachel Smith, a sophomore English major, in regards to one particular picture that highlighted Mysore’s toned backside.

“I’d rub oil down those abs anyday,” said Alexis Shipman, a junior media and communications major.

Tom Beck, the gallery’s curator, said that this exhibit has brought in the largest audience the gallery has had in years. “Ganesh was in here a few days ago giving a talk specifically on the photo where he has a python wrapped around his midsection and is holding the snake’s head in his hand. The turnout was huge. Standing room only.”

At first, Mysore was reluctant to give the talk and was even upset about the invasion of his privacy. However, once he noticed that his popularity had skyrocketed, he was quick to change his mind.

“Initially I thought this was a problem, but it turned out to be a positive. It’s been advantageous for my administration. Also, my luck with the ladies has gone through the roof. As for any guy students that have a problem with this, all I can tell them is to hit the gym,” said Mysore.

Perhaps the most surprising element of the photo leak is that it turned out not to be scandalous, but something that both the UMBC community and Mysore have embraced. If one has that fabulous of a body, why not show it off?

“I’m currently in talks with Mr. Beck to set up a live-action display of myself in the nude for one day only. Might as well give the people what they want,” said Mysore.

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