Shrouded in mystery and a “pink pastel aura” (his words, not mine), Mr. Vladimir has brought about the self-described Golden Theatrical Age of the Legitimate Community TheatreTM. On Saturday, I...
April 1, 2017
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Ever wonder why collegiate sports just aren’t quite festive enough? Ever wonder if players could perhaps dress to improve the festive feeling around the stadium? Well, the UMBC has devised a way...
April 1, 2017
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With spring upon us, it is time to experience nature and everything it has to offer. This is exactly what you can do at the UMBC Chemistry Department’s ChemArt Festival on April 31. Exhibits will...
April 1, 2017
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In an effort to combat UMBC’s ghost-town reputation on weekends, University President He-Man Wazowski has approved plans to transform the campus into an amusement park. The plans, presented by a...
April 1, 2017
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When people think about sports at UMBC, the first thoughts that come to mind are of the men’s soccer team’s legendary final four appearance, those two times men’s basketball was not the butt of...
April 1, 2017
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Last year, UMBC announced the Pell Vise grant that would award an artist $10,000 to create a unique piece of art that represents the university’s community. It has finally arrived. The...
April 1, 2017
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Pepsi, quite possibly the greatest invention of the 19th century, has been continually asphyxiated by mysterious forces which have been targeting the soda brand. This is an unfortunate theme...
April 1, 2017
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At UMBC, an ongoing deadly outbreak of Retriever Fever has led to mass panic within the student body and faculty. Researchers have noted that the strain of Retriever Fever this year may be notably...
April 1, 2017
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The surprising success of the UMBC men’s basketball team has caught the eye of the NCAA once again. The organization is looking into possible violations for this years team a year after vacating...
April 1, 2017
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The most common complaint heard at UMBC is the immense amount of stairs students must climb to get to buildings like Fine Arts, Engineering and the PAHB. Students are often seen slowly trudging up...
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