There have been many rumors floating around about the new petting zoo to be constructed here at UMBC. Officials have recently released information about the top-secret project to build a massive...
April 1, 2017
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The Student Government Association has agreed to allocate funds to Student Life’s newest organization, Retriever in Distress: Geese Eradication Enterprise for a Safer Environment (RID:GEESE)....
April 1, 2017
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Do you lack a natural sense of humor? Do you want to tell jokes that will be cringe-inducing and nonsensical within the span of a month of their inception? Do you want to give the world one more...
April 1, 2017
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April 1, 2017
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With the number of executive orders President Trump is signing, it is increasingly difficult to figure out which policies directly affect UMBC and its students. One such policy allowing...
April 1, 2017
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9:00 AM
Every year, eager new students flock to UMBC. Fresh faced and full of wonder, these poor bamboozled souls are in for the scam of their lives. University of Maryland, Baltimore County is not a...
April 1, 2017
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8:00 AM
Officials have recently confirmed that key members of Trump’s campaign colluded with Russia to help him win the presidency. Even though literally everyone already knew this and it is not in the...
March 31, 2017
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Students have expressed concern regarding an alleged incident where garbage and compost contents were emptied and merged into one trash can at the Commons by an employee of the university. This...
March 30, 2017
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April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month, and the Women’s Center is hosting its 5th consecutive Take Back The Night (TBTN) on Thursday, April 13th. Over the years, we’ve had a lot of questions...
March 30, 2017
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In recent weeks, racist white nationalist and otherwise alt-right posters have been appearing at UMBC as well as campuses around Baltimore and throughout the nation. The unofficial UMBC Alt-Right...
March 29, 2017
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