Sectionals is upon us, and it's shooting fireballs from its mouth as it dispenses chaos onto our heads. Though, frankly, I don't like that crap. Sectionals can turn its big dumb butt around and shut up, because I want Regionals. However, we should probably go beat a bunch of teams this weekend first, or we'll get disqualified or something. This is the information you'll need to do that:

Roster:

Will Albert

Dale Appleman

Phil Bloxsom

Eric Clarkson

Emmett Cummings

Nathaniel Dorr

Daniel Dresser

Austin Duff

Zachary Hall

Thomas Hervey

Jeremiah LeBlanc

Chris McSherry

Franklin Morgan

David Morris

Jason Pon

Ben Price

Bradley Scott

Chad Short

Joe Skura

Brady Smith

Tyler Stocksdale

Justin Taylor

Christopher Turner

If you believe you should be on this list and you are not, please contact me. If you are on this list and you cannot go, cancel all of your plans, call in sick at work, and show up Saturday morning ready to cleat up.

Schedule:

A link to our schedule can be found here - http://scorereport.net/2014/college-open/event14698. If you are interested in talking about seeding, figuring out which games we need to win to go to Regionals, or making generic comments that fall along the lines of "so sick," Jerry and Zach would be more than happy to give you an earful.

Location:

The address to the fields - 1400 Lake Fairfax Dr, Reston, VA 20190

I went ahead and reserved one hotel room at a Marriott about 15 minutes from the fields for Saturday night. I have room for four other people to join me if anyone's interested. It's not necessary since the fields are somewhat close to campus, but I wanted to be well rested and fed. First four people to contact me get to stay there. Cost is 15 dollars per body.

Drivers:

Haven't really figured this out. I know we have a ton of people with cars though so I didn't deem it necessary to worry about. If you have a car, get it to Erickson Lot on Saturday and Sunday morning and you can drive back to the garage if you're not needed. For shits and giggles, here's a impromptu list of drivers I would expect:

Brady

Clarkson

Zach

Thomas

Jason

Dave Morris

Let me know if your car randomly exploded.

Departure:

We will be meeting at Erickson Lot at 6:30AM. We will be leaving Erickson Lot at 6:40AM. You will be crying yourself back to sleep because you missed the caravan at 6:41AM. These times are true for both days. For those of you finding your own way to the fields, let me know immediately and I won't call you/hunt you down/decapitate you.

Miscellaneous:

Get in a ton of focused throwing. Stay confident at practice and any pick up you may partake in this week. Watch some highlights. Dream about ultimate if you happen to fall asleep at night. Go over our offense. Remember what you did best to destroy anyone that tried to poach. Go over our defense. Think about that time your guy didn't touch the disc throughout an entire point. Tunnel Drill. Drink water this entire week. The 6 pees prior to the first game on Saturday should be clear. Take it easy on your legs this week. If you have any nagging pains, let me know and I'll touch you where it hurts. Watch a bad ass movie that gets you in a good mindset on Friday. Let Dan give you a massage. Do whatever it takes to subdue any stress you may have. Stay loose. Wear sunscreen. We've got this, Booya. Let's take it down.

-Clarkson

Contact Information:

Email - booya.ultimate@gmail.com

Phone - 410-300-7306