I have a solution that will fix multiple problems in one! Parking at UMBC is god awful and the food served in the Commons is even worse! I purpose that UMBC hire a bunch of valets, who will also be delivery boys/girls. I also purpose UMBC install movable walkways from each of the parking lots to campus and between the buildings, escalators instead of stairs, and more ramps.

Parking at UMBC sucks and walking 10-15 minutes sucks harder. If UMBC hires a bunch of valets for each parking lot, one wouldn't have to waste their time searching for a space that's extremely far away. One would just drive up to whichever lot they wanted to park at, get out, and hand their keys to the valet to find a space. At the same time of doing this, one would give the valet what they wanted to eat on that particular day, and the valet will go and fetch it for ya'll using their own means of transportation. I mean, the food in the Commons makes everyone of us entitled folk vomit and gives us red eye.

So, after giving your order and keys to the valet. One would just hop on to the movable walkway to class. Since their would be escalators in all the buildings, one wouldn't even have to walk up stairs.