A Turkish Muslim televangelist is claiming that men who masturbate, will meet their pregnant hand in the afterlife. Someone asked the televangelist about some person who was chronically masturbating (the person in question isn't Erik Walker) even though he was married. The televangelist responded with "those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”  For one, I am glad that it's not only Christian televangelist that say dumb, ridiculous, and absurd shit. 

The question for me is how many bizarre afterlife babies can fit in one hand?

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