Title:  ________ (political/religious/racial group or individual) once again __________ (questionable accusation)

Subtitle:  ______________ (trollbait)

By:  ___________ (name of forumite)

This article was posted by noted author ____________ (random person), an affiliate of ____________ (news/talk radio station).  This totally reliable and unbiased report reveals the truth about the _____________ (questionable accusation), which the ____________ (political/religious/news media opponent) doesn't want you to hear.

____________________ (full article or lengthy commentary about the article)

Optional:  _____________________ (long winded conclusion based on "facts")