So yesterday there was an article about two deaths by python. This time around there are several articles that report on a dead shark found in the NYC Subway Car. The articles stated that one of the witnesses reported a "fishy smell" in an empty car. She then saw the dead shark under a row of seats. She then said "And I've Seen EVERYTHING." Other witnesses have seen the shark, and one proceeded to put a cigarette in its mouth and flanked the shark with a Red Bull can and a Metro Card. Cue many posts from Instagram and Twitter.

Eventually, the shark was removed and placed in the trash, reported the Metropolitan Transit Authority (MTA). The car was cleaned up and the train went back to service.

The Discovery Channel denied that the incident had anything to do with its TV series, Shark Week.

For other articles relating to this, just Google "dead shark."

Also, has anyone heard of Sharknado? It appears as though that it is so bad that it's hilarious. I kind of want to see it.