I can still hear banjos. Paddle harder.

"All your base are belong to us." -- Cats (Zero Wing)

"The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel." — Opening line of Neuromancer

"... reality has a well-known liberal bias." -- Stephen Colbert

"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion..." -- George Washington, Treaty of Tripoli, Article 11

"Vada a bordo, cazzo!" -- Captain Gregorio De Falco

"What horseshit - with apologies to the horses." -- Dorothy Parker

"Graduation: a protocol for limiting persistent undergraduate infestations." -- me.

"I am an atheist, myself. A simple faith, but a great comfort to me, in these last days." --Lois McMaster Bujold

Religion and spirituality are like genitalia.
Don't expose them in public unless you are really drunk.

She said, "I'm missing you."
I said, "You didn't figure windage into the shot."

John Whorfin: "Laugh-a while-a you can, monkey boy!"

(shouts into phone) "W-H-O-R-F-I-N! Whorfin!"
(psych nurse) "This better be collect, Doc."

 "They iz easier ways ta gits rice than ta dig a hole frough da earff to da utter side, and 'utter' is not spelled C-O-W-T-I-T-S." -- Treasured Redneck friend

"I understand that I commit a grievous breach of decorum by presuming to inject, using reproducible facts and rational thought, an on-topic discussion into a thread that has degenerated into personal invective and ignorant hand-waving arguments. My apologies." -- me

Computer geek: "an asocial, malodorous, pasty-faced monomaniac with all the personality of a cheese grater." -- The Jargon File

"When Sophie tenderly offered to share his quarantine, Lehman proposed. What he proposed horrified and disgusted Sophie, so he grudgingly married her instead. Sophie's parents, being no fools, immediately disinherited her." - National Lampoon 04/1970