Mitt "Ron Paul" Romney hates evolution.  Does that mean he hates the wonderful advances evolutionary research has brought us, like Pokémon?  In this day and age, foreign policy is more important than ever -- why elect a man that doesn't even know where Japan is on the map, much less is ever been there?  I'm not saying anything about who you should vote for, but if you expect us to see Pokemon 3 next year, you shouldn't vote for Mitt Romney because he hates Japan and will shut down all video games imports.

Whether you are an OG-One Fifty or just got your latest Genesect, Pokémon fans unite in front of our President Barack Obama!  "The economy's bad, but not too bad to prevent us from buy video games, which are kind of really expensive luxury items".

Don't just vote for Forward.  Vote for the Very Best.