So last night during festivities my wallet dropped out of my sweatshirt pocket, probably karma for wearing a Terps sweatshirt at UMBC. Due to my excellent deductive reasoning, I know it was lost sometime between 10 PM and 3 AM and is located within the loop, most likely on the ground. I did walk all over campus last nightI am broke so it had no cash in it. If you wanna steal my debit card that's cool though cause I have -$7 in my checking account. But I really need my housing card so I can get some more toilet paper. If you find it I will reward you by allowing you to drink beers with yours truly or I can just give you some beer if you're of dem antisocial types. I also have a hookah we can utilize. We can smoke other tobacco products too if that's what you're into. Hit me up on the celly 4103000556 if you locate it por favor.