Does Purchasing Apple Products Really Hurt America?
A decisive argument: The cult of hipsters against America
posted about 12 years ago
I have recently been studying the advancement of culture and I have come to realize that most apple users seem to become leeches on our normal capitalist market and hardworking american citizens.
3.) Student's loans lead to depression and drug use since degree is not viable in the given market (Well-known fact)
I shall break down my argument with the following:
1.) Student purchases known overpriced goods (Samsung legally proves it makes the same product as Apple and at 1/2 the cost http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/08/appsung-verdict-overturn-possibilities/ ) leading to the first bad decision
2.) Student then does no market analysis which leads to a bad degree choice at a school not known for art & humanitarian degrees (http://www.holytaco.com/the-10-most-worthless-college-majors/ and http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/quiet-revolution-in-teaching-science-is-earning-umbc-extra-credit/2012/03/08/gIQArmoYQS_story.html)
1.) Student purchases known overpriced goods (Samsung legally proves it makes the same product as Apple and at 1/2 the cost http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/08/appsung-verdict-overturn-possibilities/ ) leading to the first bad decision
2.) Student then does no market analysis which leads to a bad degree choice at a school not known for art & humanitarian degrees (http://www.holytaco.com/the-10-most-worthless-college-majors/ and http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/quiet-revolution-in-teaching-science-is-earning-umbc-extra-credit/2012/03/08/gIQArmoYQS_story.html)
3.) Student's loans lead to depression and drug use since degree is not viable in the given market (Well-known fact)
4.) No viable job market leads to crappy job at starbucks and more depression. Student then starts to become a part of a sub-culture of leeches known as "Hipsters" (Hipster: http://octanepocketbar.com/westside/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/DustinMattson10-e1268868692439.jpg)
5.) Young impressionable students, who buy coffee to help them study for classes for profitable careers(science related), are seduced by cool foam art produced by hipsters and then go buy apple products to fit in with this sub-group of happy, high, hipsters, who in reality, want more people to suffer along with them and continue the cycle of bad decisions. (It is assumed that "Hipsters" are actually a cult dedicated to worshiping over-sized plastic framed glasses in addition to being leeches )
6.)Tax-paying citizens with good jobs then have to pay for low-income housing, and medical costs due to dumpster diving for expired/rotten food.
In short, If this school wants to rid america of this hipster movement it should re-purpose the new Performing Arts and Humanities Building to the pursuit of all sciences and technical degrees. Otherwise this shows that UMBC students hate America and want to continue the hipster movement for the decline of all mankind.
Oh and DON"T BUY APPLE PRODUCTS!
In short, If this school wants to rid america of this hipster movement it should re-purpose the new Performing Arts and Humanities Building to the pursuit of all sciences and technical degrees. Otherwise this shows that UMBC students hate America and want to continue the hipster movement for the decline of all mankind.
Oh and DON"T BUY APPLE PRODUCTS!
(edited about 12 years ago)
