Any stories on new teachers that have left you speechless?

I entered my ex English class, to be told that I was a minute late, and to please through out my jello. Afterwards, this guy that looks like the fairy hunting high school teacher from fairly odd parents commences to inform all of us that not only are we not allowed drinks, food, electronics, old edition textbooks, or opinions other than his about our readings, he says no one can leave his classroom early, for anyyy reason, or use a restroom for anyyy reason.

Now, I dont have medical issues that need me at a toilet every 5 minutes, but with back to back classes, I may need to pee eventually, or go powder my nose or take a huge poop. He made sure to note that not even females in the class had an excuse to use the restroom.

For a couple other reasons and for the above mentioned, I dropped the class 3 hours later. Any horror or funny stories guys?