Utopia is closer than you think!
An awesome place close to school just became available!!!
posted over 12 years ago
Are you tired of filling lengthy Q&As to find an apartment? Are you tired of lying in those Q&As? Don't you just wish there was Utopia?
Well look no further!! A room of awesomeness just became available and one lucky person (it could just be you!!!) gets to move in!!! Anything goes in this magical place.. I DONT CARE if you are male/female/hermaphrodite, straight/gay, plant-eater/animal-eater/man-eater, smoker/non-smoker/a walking chimney, teetotaler/bottomless pit of alcohol, religious/non religious (as long as u dont coming knocking on my door telling me how i can save myself). All I expect as a neat freak is that you help me maintain the common space clean. (I dont care if your room is filled with garbage as long as maggots dont decide on a quest into my room)
The rent is just 361.99$ per month! yes, you heard it right! You can get your own space (which is easily big enough to bathe a full grown elephant!!!) for just 361.99$!!! but wait, there is more!! with this apartment comes cooking and heating gas ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
But wait! There is even more!! This apartment (http://goo.gl/maps/4TYHF) is also internet ready and is right in front of the UMBC-Arbutus and MTA 35 stops!! Wow indeed!!
About me, well I hail from the ancient and exotic land of India and upon request, I will be happy to tell you stories from Indian Mythology which I will totally not make up on the spot!
So what are you waiting for?? Send me an email at abhay1@umbc.edu and Utopia could just be yours!!
p.s - No pets unless its a baby grizzly or something that lives in an aquarium/terrarium!
Well look no further!! A room of awesomeness just became available and one lucky person (it could just be you!!!) gets to move in!!! Anything goes in this magical place.. I DONT CARE if you are male/female/hermaphrodite, straight/gay, plant-eater/animal-eater/man-eater, smoker/non-smoker/a walking chimney, teetotaler/bottomless pit of alcohol, religious/non religious (as long as u dont coming knocking on my door telling me how i can save myself). All I expect as a neat freak is that you help me maintain the common space clean. (I dont care if your room is filled with garbage as long as maggots dont decide on a quest into my room)
The rent is just 361.99$ per month! yes, you heard it right! You can get your own space (which is easily big enough to bathe a full grown elephant!!!) for just 361.99$!!! but wait, there is more!! with this apartment comes cooking and heating gas ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
But wait! There is even more!! This apartment (http://goo.gl/maps/4TYHF) is also internet ready and is right in front of the UMBC-Arbutus and MTA 35 stops!! Wow indeed!!
About me, well I hail from the ancient and exotic land of India and upon request, I will be happy to tell you stories from Indian Mythology which I will totally not make up on the spot!
So what are you waiting for?? Send me an email at abhay1@umbc.edu and Utopia could just be yours!!
p.s - No pets unless its a baby grizzly or something that lives in an aquarium/terrarium!
(edited about 12 years ago)
