I have been a very bad bad person ( would have said boy but I am 5 years too late now ) and I want to repent long before Christmas comes around.I want to sweat out my libertine traits , so kind friends help me !!

Solution: Get to a sauna and repent ! So where is the sauna at UMBC anyways?

Also, since I am very self depreciating and want to continue doing so  I want to practice my golf  publicly . In process I will hate my self exponentially.

So, where is the golf driving range anyways?

Anyone who gives me the correct answer will be given a virtual hug (if girl) , virtual head nod ( if guy). Also, I will throw in a sincere smile and thank you...maybe even buy you Guinness but lets not get ahead of ourselves here.