Presidential Statement
posted over 12 years ago
I am declaring myself President-Elect for Life, and King of this discussion board.
You will all pay tribute to me. Especially if you're in the top 1% of posters--then the Buffet Rule applies to you, and all of your comments are belong to me.
My first act as Supreme Leader of the United Socialist Forums of MyUMBCChan is to ban Erik Walker from posting. I'm commandeering his profile by the powers vested in me by CISPA.
Vote for me, and you'll all get free tuition because I'M A BOSS.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going golfing. Posting on these forums is stressful and I need a vacation.
You will all pay tribute to me. Especially if you're in the top 1% of posters--then the Buffet Rule applies to you, and all of your comments are belong to me.
My first act as Supreme Leader of the United Socialist Forums of MyUMBCChan is to ban Erik Walker from posting. I'm commandeering his profile by the powers vested in me by CISPA.
Vote for me, and you'll all get free tuition because I'M A BOSS.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going golfing. Posting on these forums is stressful and I need a vacation.
