Just last week, I had recently transferred from Humboldt State on a mission for a private, independent study to further my understanding over the scientific implications on the nature of iron pyrite, the chemical compound commonly known as 'fools gold.' While not as reasonably expensive as actual 'gold,' this particular sample of fools-gold lent to me by the prestigious scholars at HSU, was not only of extreme rarity but, more importantly, aesthetically valued and emotionally attached to me for reasons i will not commit to discerning publicly through these forums. Rest assured the fools gold was of significance; the fools gold meant a lot to me and I would do anything to get it back. I left it on the basketball court last week PLEASE if anyone has any information call me or my complimentary fools gold specialist Doctor Stephen Jay Gould.

"The particular cubic crystallography of fools gold appeals to the isometric qualities of the element gold, but never the stoichiometric implications of the plot to Fool's Gold, whose crystallography is rather krystallnachtric."
-Stephen Jay Gould's Good for Fools Gold