I'm going to take this opportunity to address myUMBC and bring to light some of my most shameful secrets... hopefully you all read these and share your own, for solidarity:

-Whenever I see Brianna Page's avatar, I yell,"REPTARRRRRR"

-Whenever I see the word, "Truth", I chuckle.

-I once stared longingly at Luis Queral's "I eat things" poster for 7 hours straight (without blinking)

-I doubt Freeman Hrabowski's existence and maintain that he is some kind of automaton; he's far too righteous.

-I get jealous whenever I see a "Researcher of the Week" entry. Why can't it be me every week?!