Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
Take Notes, 99%ers!!
posted almost 14 years ago
So I found this gem while making my daily rounds through Reddit. Enjoy :D
17. A contract is a contract is a contract (but only between Ferengi).
22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
31. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother ... insult something he cares about instead.
34. Peace is good for business.
35. War is good for business.
47. Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
75. Home is where the heart is ... but the stars are made of latinum.
102. Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
103. Sleep can interfere with profit.
104. Faith moves mountains ... of inventory.
123. Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.
255. A wife is a luxury ... a smart accountant is a necessity.
263. Never allow doubt to tarnish your love of latinum.
(edited almost 14 years ago)
