A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his
wife "I wish you were here."
The message received by the wife was "*I wish you were her..*" :D :P

A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted
put on the cake.
He thought for a moment and said, put "Getting older but you are getting
better".
The salesman asked "How do you want me to put it?"
The man said 'Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "But you are
getting better" at the bottom.'
When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the
message on the cake.
It reads "*You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at
the bottom*"
LOL....