"Coffee or Soup?" Asks Dionysus
In The Winter
posted about 13 years ago
Dionysus won't stop. He wants to know if most UMBC students prefer coffee or soup to warm their immortal souls in January. Oh now Dionysus, surely the crucified would prefer the whole heartiness of soup over the sinners like myself who prefer the zeal of columbian blends.
He tells me in the dark that he can predict the future;
"Why?" I ask, "since you knew the last word of this sentence would surely be 'because'?"
"Because?!" he laughs for hours, but when he looks into my eyes he says
"Soup is the keenest way"
He tells me in the dark that he can predict the future;
"Why?" I ask, "since you knew the last word of this sentence would surely be 'because'?"
"Because?!" he laughs for hours, but when he looks into my eyes he says
"Soup is the keenest way"
