Science vs. Religion
The endlessly humorous debate...
posted about 13 years ago
http://www.apenotmonkey.com/2009/10/12/science-vs-religion/
Transcript:
Wilbur: Let's end this divisive SCIENCE vs. RELIGION argument.
Bear: Here, Here! We should figure out how to unite the two ideas.
Bear: Let's imagine that religion is this square block of wood.
Wilbur: Oooo and science can be this round hole.
Bear: Now what?
Wilbur: Perhaps we can whittle some of religion away to fit into SCIENCE.
[block of religion shatters]
Bear: I didn't realize how fragile the thing was!
Bear: Perhaps we can modify SCIENCE to encompass religion.
[Wilbur cuts into SCIENCE]
Bear: Ah that's better. Religion and science are now compatible.
Bear: And look what's also compatible with science: UFOs, astrology, leprechauns...