Bin Laden News Goes Rule 34
Pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound
Muslim, my ass! Osama Bin Laden was an international crime lord using a veneer of Islamic religiosity for peddling his brand of hatred.
Now, he is most clearly revealed an apostate hypocrite by (what else?) his porn collection.
Reuters broke the story just after noon today, 5/13/2011.
While an article's opening statement is normally called "the lede", I am entirely comfortable labeling it as:
The Money Shot:
"The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity."