As a Christian, I am incensed.  Something so terribly wrong is supported by the government - tax breaks for sinners!  Taught in the schools that my tax dollars paid for!  This is WRONG!  How dare my government support such an abomination!  WORSE STILL:  This filth all over television, in newspapers, and magazines!  The poor children are led to believe that this is ok.  They do not know that they are ALL GOING TO HELL!  Being involved with such filth!  I pray for this country!

Might you wonder what horrendous sin I am ranting about?  FOOTBALL!  Touching the skin of a dead pig is forbidden by GOD!  Yet in America we pray to this sinful sport in opposition to the WORD OF GOD!  The BIBLE clearly tells us that FOOTBALL is WRONG.

Leviticus 11:7-8 (New International Version)

⁷ And the pig, though it has a divided hoof, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. ⁸ You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you.

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See?  This is the same book that Erik Walker makes all of his pronouncements from.