Romantics Apply Within
Because Valentines day is soon?
posted almost 11 years ago
Male duo seeking individual female companionship for this upcoming festivity on February 14th. Female are eligible to apply within if they meet these requirements:
· are human
· of the female sex.
· do not have grandchildren.
· can read, speak and write in English.
· do not have a penis.
Applications are accepted at the prospective male’s email addresses. Information that should be included, but not limited to:
·Basic Bio
·Type of companionship you wish to pursue
·Ideal date for the given situation
·Picture of yourself (no nudes)
All applications will be reviewed before the 14th and will receive a proper response in a timely fashion.
Danny Hallada
Age: 22
Height: 5’11
Eye Color: Sea-Foam Blue
Hair Color: Almond
Hobbies: Music, reading, art, the outdoors, vidya
Favorite Quote: “The man who believes that the secrets of the world are forever hidden lives in mystery and fear. Superstition will drag him down. The rain will erode the deeds of his life. But that man who sets himself the task of singling out the thread of order from the tapestry will by the decision alone have taken charge of the world and it is only by such taking charge that he will effect a way to dictate the terms of his own fate.”
Favorite TV Show: Breaking Bad
Favorite Color: Green
Email: hdaniel1@umbc.edu
Nathan Hartmann
Age: 21
Height: 6ft
Eye Color: Azure
Hair Color: Brown
Hobbies: Music, Beer, Football, UFC, Video Games, Writing, Hockey
Favorite Quote: "To live in true freedom is to release all inhibitions
The fears of mortality must be forgotten; no longer living for death, no longer dying to live
Existence and nonexistence coagulating
Safety found through ignorance; shackling human individuality" -The Faceless, Akeldama
Favorite TV Show: Robot Chicken, Breaking Bad
Favorite Color: Slate
Email: nhartm1@umbc.edu
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