At UMBC, an ongoing deadly outbreak of Retriever Fever has led to mass panic within the student body and faculty. Researchers have noted that the strain of Retriever Fever this year may be notably...
April 1, 2017
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10:11 AM
The surprising success of the UMBC men’s basketball team has caught the eye of the NCAA once again. The organization is looking into possible violations for this years team a year after vacating...
April 1, 2017
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10:08 AM
The most common complaint heard at UMBC is the immense amount of stairs students must climb to get to buildings like Fine Arts, Engineering and the PAHB. Students are often seen slowly trudging up...
April 1, 2017
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10:00 AM
There have been many rumors floating around about the new petting zoo to be constructed here at UMBC. Officials have recently released information about the top-secret project to build a massive...
April 1, 2017
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9:45 AM
The Student Government Association has agreed to allocate funds to Student Life’s newest organization, Retriever in Distress: Geese Eradication Enterprise for a Safer Environment (RID:GEESE)....
April 1, 2017
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9:22 AM
Do you lack a natural sense of humor? Do you want to tell jokes that will be cringe-inducing and nonsensical within the span of a month of their inception? Do you want to give the world one more...
April 1, 2017
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9:05 AM
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April 1, 2017
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9:00 AM
With the number of executive orders President Trump is signing, it is increasingly difficult to figure out which policies directly affect UMBC and its students. One such policy allowing...
April 1, 2017
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9:00 AM
Every year, eager new students flock to UMBC. Fresh faced and full of wonder, these poor bamboozled souls are in for the scam of their lives. University of Maryland, Baltimore County is not a...
April 1, 2017
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8:00 AM
Officials have recently confirmed that key members of Trump’s campaign colluded with Russia to help him win the presidency. Even though literally everyone already knew this and it is not in the...
March 31, 2017
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11:30 PM
