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As part of his cross country tour, Charlie Sheen was in Washington Wednesday giving people a glimpse of his non-terrestrial brain.

If president, he said, he would send the IRS to prison and make Qaddafi marry his ex-wives. After that he would criminalize country music. Sheen also got in a few jabs on President Obama, saying at least his birth certificate is photoshop free.

While Sheen may take himself very seriously some of his fans were only there for the shock effect. In a  “I’ve never done cocaine before but why the hell not?” kind of moment.

Sheen’s high point of the night came when he was interrupted by a “fan” who shouted “SHUT THE #%!* UP AND SAY SOMETHING WEIRD!”