Today, we’re serving up news of the “What?!?” variety:

Is your fourth-grader a bit sniffly? Make sure his buddy didn’t bring cocaine to school and pass it out (like this kid did).

This headline speaks for itself: “2012 Horror: Charlie Sheen ‘Winning’ Against Sarah Palin Among Independents In Presidential Poll”

Mom always said to be careful what you post on Facebook… You wouldn’t want your wife to see pictures your other wedding and get you arrested for polygamy… Would you?

And if you missed this video, you missed out: