Tired of the same old news?  If these headlines don’t turn your head, I don’t know what will:

Florida Man Repeatedly Called 911 Saying He Needed A Ride To Mexico.

Florida Man Busted For Performing Back Alley Butt Injections

Florida Man Accused Of Stealing And Snorting Human And Dog Ashes.

Florida Man Assaults Quadriplegic With A Fish.

More of these headlines can be found on the “Florida Man” Twitter account, which began in early February 2013.  

Take a quick browse whenever you have a moment and you’ll be shocked to see what goes on in this democrazy of ours.

Of course, Florida can’t be the only state where such bizarre headlines can come from.  Maybe we’ll see a “Maryland Man” Twitter account someday?