Missed the Vice Presidential Debate? Don’t worry—Twitter has your back. Here are the highlights of last night’s showdown between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan according to some political-savvy (or not) tweeters.

@NotBillWalton: Paul Ryan’s American flag pin on his label is bigger than Joe Biden’s! BIDEN HATES AMERICA!! #TeaPartyTweet

@SoloDovePR: Why ryan drinking all this water? Lying make your mouth dry #lyingryan

@so_rudez: Joe Biden’s laugh is like when you ask your mom if you can borrow some money right before she says no.

@KimJongNumberUN: Iran? You’re worried about their nuclear weapons? Hello? Forgetting someone? #vpdebate #debate

@heroine_tv: Joe Biden makes me really excited to get older. I can’t wait to start saying malarkey and laughing at youngsters

@jamsambee: I’m listening to the debate on the radio so I can’t see anything. Biden’s wearing leather pants, right? Please say yes.

@MensHumor: I don’t think Martha gives a Raddatz what either of these guys are saying. #ZING

@JenKirkman: The part of the debate where two Catholic men are asked about women’s reproductive rights is where I’M the one who’s gonna start laughing.

@halfadams: I hope bidens response is “just look at my teeth, America.”

@NotBillWalton: BREAKING: Paul Ryan just took another sip of water.

@VanityFair: Yo, Jim Lehrer, This Is What Killing It Looks Like: the Martha Raddatz Story

@indecision: But… what about Big Bird? #vpdebate

@GarrettNBCNews: I can’t tell who is winning or losing here but Joe Biden sure seems to be enjoying himself. #NBCPolitics

@DaneCook: Ryan went to his barber and said make my hairline look like the Van Halen symbol. #VPdebate

@PaulBegala: Conservative CW last week: scowling during debate bad. Conservative CW tonight: smiling during debate bad.

@RahielT: Let’s all admit – POTUS Obama could have never been this “aggressive” without a pandemic of fear sweeping white America. #VPDebate

@seanhannity: WHAT are you giggling at? This actually isn’t even funny anymore. I am legitimately concerned Biden is not OK

@jaketapper: Top rising Google searches during the debate 1. biden 2. conflating 3. malarkey 4. who is wining the debate 5. how old is paul ryan

@MMFlint: BREAKING: Post debate results just in… Ryan now at 6% body fat, 94% water.