Whoever said super PACs are useless? Say you’re down in the polls, you’re lacking delegates, and no one but a small group of loyal supporters have caught on to your message of economic libertarianism. What’s the solution? Ron Paul action figures.

But maybe… it’s more than just an action figure. Under that meek exterior, and behind that high pitched voice lies – THE GOLD STANDARD CRUSADER!

The GS Crusader has many unique abilities, our favorites are:

• The ability to deny the constitutionality of ANY legislation
• Quote any economic text – ever
• Seek and destroy evil wherever it may be with a lengthy speech filled with obscure references
• Invisibility (when it comes to TSA screenings)
• The ability to never be elected president

This is just a brief list can you think of any more?