Dear UMBC LoL Team,

I dont think we have enough team spirit as a whole and its kinda sad. I think we should have a party for christmas or new years or whatever for all you haters and frans for after finals. I can provide a location at my house which is 1 mile away from campus in Halethorpe. I think its time we have some real fun and play some team-building bonding typeshi games, if you know what i mean. If you think this is a good idea, lets get some planning started. We may need funds if you guys are down to have fun, if you know what i mean. We will also need bitches, the club lacks bitches, if you know what i mean. This is just an idea to see cuz im chillin with some of the LoL kids already and we should do it big, if you know what i mean.

Yours Truly,

MakeulDaBeastForrealDoeButNotReallyDoe