So recently there's been a lot of flame directed at this guy, and it's getting kind of boring. In an effort to move past these dead end discussions, I brainstormed some possible things to talk about on myUMBC:

• What are your favorite music? There are over three kinds of musics, including Baroque, jazz, and Scandinavian death metal. Which do you like?

• Someone told me you can make all kinds of things with computers. I think they're probably lying because I'm not sure why anyone would put their server on eunuchs, but has anyone done anything interesting with computers lately?

• Who keeps frying bologna in the engineering building? I don't even understand why someone would do such a thing. I have a very sensitive olfactory system and the bologna smell is disruptive to my nap time. Please knock it off.

• Also, would anyone be interested in constructing a Rube-Goldberg machine that cures scatological fixations? This guy keeps posting pictures of doodoo and I don't like to look at them. He'd be soooo mesmerized by all the crazy crap going on that he wouldn't even see the giant boot kick him right in the jewels. It would be like "donk" and he'd be like "ow". I'm kinda lazy, so it would probably be mostly held together with duct tape and fall apart after one use.