myUMBC Fanfic: The Numerous Tomfooleries of Erik Walker

Chapter Five: Rachel’s Last Hurrah

The gang then rushed to find Colin, he was no longer encased in stone and boy, was he ever pissed!

“Agh! What has this vile monstrosity done!?”
    He screamed. He mounted his motorcycle and sped off. The others just stood there as he zoomed away. In two seconds, Colin returned, stopping on a dime. He pointed at Erik.

“You’re naked! Why are you naked?!”

“Habeeb it.”, Erik shrugged.

Colin threw Erik his jacket and blasted off into the horizon.

“Well that was a thing.” Greg mused, shaking off his hands, “Should we follow him?”

“He was going pretty fast,” Christina responded. “Looks like we’ll never catch up.”

“We’re doomed!” Erik cried.

“Unless we had some sort of floatorcycle.” Christina mused.

A levitating craft materialized out of thin air. They each shrugged and climbed on.They tried to match the speed of the time bike, but came nowhere close to its velocity.

"I have an idea," Greg said.

Greg fired a jet stream of fire and pain from his hands to propel the craft to blinding speeds. They made it to Rachel's tower of power. The stone edifice was silhouetted against a dark sky punctuated by lightning.

The gang found a tunnel in the side of the structure and flew through it. They saw the remains of Orruks and Grublins with holes burned through them.

"Colin was here." Christina announced, "Move faster."

"Aye aye, señorita." Greg said, increasing the intensity of the flames. Before they new it, they were in Rachel's throne room witnessing the fight between her and the hero Colin. This time, Colin was deflecting her blasts.

"Never.

NEVER AGAIN!

MAKE HASTE WITH THINE DEATH BEFORE I PLUNGE YOU INTO A THOUSAND HELLS!!

BEGONE, SHE-BEAST!!!

HAVE AT THEE!!!!"

Colin screamed at the top of his lungs, and put all of his power into diagonally slicing at the demon. A cut appeared on her body, but instead of blood, it was liquid light that spilled out.

"Greg, now!" Colin barked.

"You got it, boss." Greg said, unleashing a spiral wave of flames.

"Is that the best you can do?" Rachel sneered. "A flamer like you has no power over me! "

"Prepare to be shocked." Christina called out as she unleashed a tremendous arc of lightning."

" Spicy and sour? Now we're getting really creative! I'm sure Ramsey would be impressed!" Rachel scoffed.

"Ha! Not quite, she-demon. Look at thine wound." Colin gloated.

"What?" Rachel said, looking down. The flames and lightning were causing the liquid light to crystallize, immobilizing her.

"How dare you plebs try something like this!"

She was about to break free, but Colin's laser blade opened up more light-riddled abrasions. She was sealed in her own crystal prison.

"Doesn't feel so good, does it?" Colin mused. He spoke into his watch. "Register new Time Prisoner: R'azy'acheles."

The watch emitted a bright light and scanned the lady-devil. She dematerialized and was stored in the watch.

"Good riddance." Colin said "But our mission isn't over. HOMING"

The Time Bike returned to its master, and the four mounted the vehicle. With a grim tone, he reported:

"Here comes our most difficult mission yet: Washington D.C. 2041"

The quartet zoomed into the time portal to face one of their most dangerous assignments. Will they make it out alive?

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