Size Matters
GDP and member nations
The University of Helsinki Economic School reports that average penile length correlates inversely with gross domestic product.
https://helda.helsinki.fi/bitstream/handle/10138/27239/HECER-DP335.pdf
There is a vaguely suggestive money shot:
"The GDP maximizing size is around 13.5 centimetres, and a collapse in economic development is identified as the size of male organ exceeds 16 centimetres."
*sigh*
The things people do to justify a research grant...